jackie [3:56:09]: go out wit him
jackie [3:56:12]: U CANN DOO ITTT
jackie [3:56:18]: U GUYSS SHOULD GETT MARRIEDD TOO
jackie [3:56:34]: THEN I WOULD BE SOME WHAT RELATEDD
she totally made my day with this! hahaha
rambling, & rants
24
Aug
jackie [3:56:09]: go out wit him
jackie [3:56:12]: U CANN DOO ITTT
jackie [3:56:18]: U GUYSS SHOULD GETT MARRIEDD TOO
jackie [3:56:34]: THEN I WOULD BE SOME WHAT RELATEDD
she totally made my day with this! hahaha
Tags: jackie
24
Aug
some future car pictures i found that i liked (:




Tags: future cars, good gas milaege
24
Aug
i found one of the weirdest articles on yellowpages through google. i bolded the parts where i laughed. haha
PHILADELPHIA, Monday: The parents of 15-year-old leukaemia patient Josh Morten, who last night passed away after a four year battle with the illness, said they were sorry not to have fulfilled his dying wish to get a blow job from Cameron Diaz.The courageous teenager told his family two months ago that the one thing he’d really like before he died was to be sucked off by the successful Hollywood actress and former model.”Josh never asked for much,” his father confided. “He never complained about his illness, or made unrealistic demands. So when he requested fellatio from the star of Charlie’s Angels and There’s Something About Mary we thought, sure, that’s the least we can do for him.”
But attempts to grant Josh his dying wish proved much more difficult than the family had initially thought. Formal requests inviting the star to perform oral sex on their dying son were repeatedly declined.
“We wrote, we rang, we faxed,” Mr Morten explained. “And every time it was the same answer: ‘Sorry, Ms Diaz is currently unable to comply with your request.’ I mean, how unsympathetic can you get? We’re talking about a dying kid here! Would it kill her?”
Mr Morten even made a special trip to Los Angeles, to try to talk to the movie star personally outside the premiere of Gangs of New York. “The crowds were ten deep,” he said, “and I’m there yelling out to her from the back: ‘Will you go down on my son please!’, but she didn’t want to know.”
With hopes diminishing by the day, Mr Morten placed similar standby requests with the agents representing Catherine Zeta Jones, Jennifer Lopez and Salma Hayek, but in each case the stars refused to co-operate.
“Who do they think they are, these women!” railed Mr Morten. “They earn millions of dollars and swan about at fancy parties, but when they get a simple request to bring a smile to a young boy far less fortunate than them, they turn their back on you. What kind of world do we live in when a dying teenager can no longer get his cock sucked by a celebrity?”
http://www.chaser.com.au/show_story.asp?ID…CAT=6&NAME=diaz (http://www.chaser.com.au/show_story.asp?ID=638&ED=68&CAT=6&NAME=diaz)
okay. wtf? idk if this is forreal or not, but what kind of a dad would even go that far to grant that wish from his son. i mean did he seriously think that cameron would do it? .. but anyways. lol i hope it’s a made up story.
Tags: article, blow job, boy, wish, yellowpages
23
Aug
I found this article on how this guy made a whole idea about the olympics being on the moon in 2020. (it was written in 1971) by the rate of our technology with space, i don’t think we’d quite make it to the moon by 2020. even though that’s 12 years from now. maybe if the world worked completely together. then maybe. just maybe. but as the U.S alone. we have way too many other problems to worry about then making the olympics on the moon in 12 years. click on the picture to see it bigger.
There was also an article that had a “Sea City” a city in a pyramid that was in the sea. the picture looked cool, but it was also written in 1971. and it thought we’d have it by 2000. so since we don’t have this Sea City… and it hasn’t appeared within the last 8 years. Idk about the olympics being on the moon. hah.
p.s. florida gators remind me of alex, cuz of the debate we had in english around dec? idr. but yeah… and his orange gators shirt. i only remembered this cuz a customer came in with a gators shirt on. :/
Tags: 2020, florida gators, moon, olympics, space
23
Aug
my dream last night was completely hectic. it was like i had a couple dreams in one. i think the first one was i haven’t seen alex for a while (which is true) and i was at the mall with some friends and then one of his friends who is also my friend invited him to come. so when he did come, all the memories of him started to rush back into my head. and it was like we both still liked each other. we were like walking around holding hands and i told him that i missed him so much. but instead of him hurting his knee (which is what he did) he hurt his thumb. so i was asking him how he’s doing, and his thumb. and then i look over at these random people and i see them glaring at us. i’m like wth? and turned to alex and hugged him. somehow alexis appeared into the scene, but it wasn’t weird cuz she was already at the mall with me. but she told me she wanted to go into this shop kinda like pacsun with me. so i went in there, but alex didn’t. he probably went with his friends. when i was looking around i wanted so many things, but remembered i only have 20 somethings dollars in my wallet. so i was bummed. but since i wanted so many things, i said to myself i could just use my atm card to get some money. then i’d be set. then change of scenes. i’m at the pool now… with michael phelps and other olympians. it was a heat. but it was womens & men.. since michael was in my pool. o_o; the pool was like 1 foot deep, i hated it. i kept hitting my hands, but when we were further into our swim, i didn’t notice my hands anymore, so i guess it gets deeper? i never swam like racing before this, so i didn’t understand how i got into the olympics, but i did! i remember doing the freestyle, and the butterfly. but it was a 400 m race. but in the end i qualified to go to the next round, cuz since it was a heat. the top 10 was able to go to the next round (i guess it was thinking of diving) and i finished 9th. and of course michael was first, but i was just so excited that i was able to move onto the next round - again since i nevered competed before. i think there was more to this. but i don’t remember it /:
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